JonBenet Ramsey News...

9/06/07 The site is in the process of being updated to include new members and just give it an overall facelift. For the past year JonBenet Ramsey has been forced to use a lower resolution version of their logo because the disc that contained the actual large file of the logo became corrupted. (Look at the logo above) In 1999 MaggotEater took a photo of a painting that someone he knew produced. He took a photograph of it, scanned the photograph, made the eyes white, drew a cheesy bloody pentagram, showed it to the girl who painted it, was informed by her that it was the most disgusting thing she has ever seen, and decided that would be the band's logo.

Since MagggotEater lost the photograph 5 years ago and he was unable to track down the girl or her painting (He really didn't like the girl so he even tried to get the painting without the girl being involved and it didn't work) JonBenet Ramsey guitarist Rachel Tension (Artist on the Vagina Split cover) stepped up to the plate and produced this:



The New Face Of JonBenet Ramsey.


MaggotEater, since he is so good at coloring, colored in the artwork and added the signature bloody pentagram.

The members of JonBenet Ramsey feel as though this is a more realistic logo than the last one. It shows a high amount of respect, care, sexiness, and it serves as an aphrodisiac if you drink a whole lot while viewing it.

In the coming weeks and/or months the site will be revamped using this logo, info on the new members of JonBenet Ramsey will be added, and more pictures of Rachel Tension will be added (Her photo page is the most visited on this site) to help people in their masturbatory needs.

6/03/07 D.J. Downey Syndro passed away last night. His passing was a huge blow to the organization and we thank him for being a true brother of metal for the past 8 years. D.J. was a founding member of the band and it will never be the same without him.

He was sick for for over a year and he left peacefully in his sleep. His sickness was the main reason why there haven't been any updates for almost 9 months. In December D.J. officially removed himself from the organization because he felt as though he could no longer be a funtioning member. When he left he chose his own replacement, a close friend named Johnny Jaundice who was in the second reincarnation of D.J.'s original band The Smoking Stones. Since December MaggotEater and Johnny Jaundice have been working things over and the JonBenet Ramsey sickness is still there. His position in the organization is greatly appreciated by everyone involved and since December Johnny Jaundice has cemeted his place as the permanent replacement for D.J. Downey Syndro. The whole organization looks forward to the experience of working with him from here on out.

D.J.'s passing has also encouraged ex JonBenet Ramsey guitarist Rachel Tension to rejoin the ranks of repulsion and she is now back in the band alongside Professor Rectum who replaced her.

D.J. Downey Syndro will be missed and we wish the best to his family in these hard times. While he is now gone, he has left behind his music which will live forever. MaggotEater and LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions are planning to release D.J.'s other musical works which span back to the early 90's along with his solo record which was finished last summer, but he never got the chance to release it.

D.J. Downey Syndro was more than a man. He was metal.

We'll all miss you bro.

9/02/06 Ok, this is some interesting shit right here. We are providing you with this information as a source of entertainment, but also as a warning. First off, check out the following blog by clicking here. The members of JonBenet Ramsey had nothing to do with this. Someone obviously has way too much free time on their hands. (JonBenet Ramsey DOES NOT SUPPORT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. If you watch child pornography you are fucked up. Watch a Seka film instead. Or try one of the VCA Classics that have the original 35mm film transfered straight to digital video format.) Wait though, it doesn't stop there. Read the email they sent to this organization by clicking here. Be sure to read the whole email. If radical Muslims were this feeble America really wouldn't have a problem. Muslims are not bad people. There are a select amount that are trouble, but every religion has its own share of bad apples. This was written by someone posing as a Muslim who obviously has very low opinions of Muslims. (That 5th paragraph is when we were able to call their bluff. A radical Muslim wouldn't care. We are all infidels.)

Now, they sent a first email informing us of the blog and saying we were sick and how we should take it down. (The IP's were all logged.) Next, they sent us the email posted above from 3 different email accounts. Since all IP addresses are logged we were instantly able to tell that they were all sent from the exact same computer. We knew this the instant the emails came in. Also, we can see all of their activity on the JonBenet Ramsey website. We know what they did on this website and we know how often they visit this website.

All emails sent to this organization are closely monitored and all IP's are logged regardless of the content in the email. If malicious or threatening content is contained in the email it is reported to the proper authorities. We contact the ISP and/or the mail server that the email was sent from as well. This organization does not tolerate threats. This organization does not threaten you. Since you are reading this we already have your internet protocol number and information about the ISP you are using. You are being watched.


The above email and the IP addresses contained within are being sent to the local FBI office. You might have fun sending hate mail to this organization, but if it contains threats it is reported. We have been doing that since the site first went up. We have caught people over the span of two years sending us emails from different email accounts. Since we log all of their information we are instantly able to tell who is sending the email. You can try disguise yourself, but it really isn't that hard for us to bring up information on you. We barely have to put forth any effort to do this.

This organization does not bother anyone. We do not set up accounts at music sites or create internet profiles. We do not even have a mailing list. If you bring us into your home that is your fault. If you are offended by the band's lyrics and content... ignore them. There is a disclaimer at the beginning of the site which pretty much sums up what you will encounter on this site. If you complain that your nephew who is only 7 found this website that is not our fault. Your nephew should not of been using the internet without supervision at that age. (Also, aside from being the easiest place to get caught, the internet also provides the world with the most false and useless information. If you need to do research for school use a library.) Reading Rainbow taught all of us at a young age that I can be anything. All we have to do is take a look, it's in a book. I mean, Kunta Kinte didn't become Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge by surfing the web.

In closing, yeah, you may not like this organization, but the members of the organization and the people who run this site are nerds. Big nerds. Tracking you down is playtime to us. It is more fun than watching the director's cut of The Abyss. Well, almost. Think about what you are doing before you send us emails with threats. It is so simple for us to find you.

8/29/06 Recently the members of JonBenet Ramsey have been getting emails complaining about blogs put up by the band. JonBenet Ramsey doesn't blog. JonBenet Ramsey doesn't even have a Myspace account. So if you see a JonBenet Ramsey site on the internet promoting the band other than this site just disregard it. It is not owned by a member this organization and please stop emailing the band about it.

Those who are creating these blogs/pages need to know that JonBenet Ramsey thanks you for the support, but what you are doing is not needed. It actually wastes the time of the organization.

8/19/06 JonBenetRamsey.net is not selling merchandise at this time so if you are interested in purchasing JonBenet Ramsey CD's please refer to one of the following sites:

Necroharmonic
Comatosemusic
Primitive Recordings
Grindethic
Sevared
Red Stream


8/18/06 Due to the high amount of traffic to the site we were forced to limit the requests. That is why the site is running rather slowly. It should be up to normal speed very shortly. Sorry about that. People love JonBenet Ramsey and the addition of Professor Rectum into the group has exploded into a giant media frenzy. Ever see Seka's breasts? They are rather nice.

8/16/06 We have horrible news for all the male JonBenet Ramsey fans out there. In the wake of recent media attention Rachel Tension was forced to flee to Thailand for an undisclosed amount of time. This is all we can tell you at the moment. We know this may upset many people considering her photo page was the most popular section of the site according to the site statistics. (You dirty perverts) She is being replaced with Professor Rectum, long-time associate of the JonBenet Ramsey organization. (Only the members of JonBenet Ramsey would associate with someone who goes by the name "Professor Rectum"). Those of you who have known JonBenet Ramsey since the release of You Said Your Daddy Touched You Even Though He Didn't... (That Means You Are Fucked Up!) know who Professor Rectum is and of his abilities. When asked if he would be able to join the band, Professor Rectum stated:

Yeah, I'll do it...


Everyone involved in the organization is pleased to have this new addition and can only imagine the high amount of sickness and depravity Professor Rectum will bring to the band.

Rachel Tension will no longer be affiliated with the JonBenet Ramsey organization in any way. However, she will continue to work with LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions in another band called Habeas Corpus which should surface sometime in 2007. Her departure from the band hits the organization pretty hard because they were planning on recording the 6th JonBenet Ramsey release sometime this fall, but due to this thing out there called the "Internet" and the wonderful people at the Postal Service she still might appear on the the 6th release. She spent all this time since 2003 learning the music, she might as well be the one that plays it.

Wait though! We have good news! There may be a "surprise" release before the 6th full-length CD. JonBenet Ramsey is still working out the details since LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions will only be distributing the sick offering and not releasing it. Professor Rectum will showcase his expertise on that.

If there is one thing JonBenet Ramsey is good at it is getting sicker. Expect a lot of that.

6/25/06 Oh boo hoo. Shit happens. Suck it up already... MaggotEater

3/17/06 JonBenet Ramsey is getting back in motion after their recent relocation. The studio at the Ramsey Ranch is almost complete, but other matters need to be tended to before recording can resume. MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro have had the 6th album written for quite some time, but they have decided to change some parts and remove some tracks and replace them with others. There is no release date for the 6th CD as of yet, but this album actually will come out unlike Chinese Democracy.

MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro at the Ramsey Ranch. February '06


12/06/05 Welcome to jonbenetramsey.net Version 2.0. A navigational bar has been added to the top of every page so sexual release will now occur at a very alarming rate. Many of the pages have been updated as well. Pictures of D.J. Downey Syndro have been added to the photos page as well as photographs of Mobutu. Important ordering information has been added to the merchandise page as well as updated information on the bios page. The reviews page is finally up as well.

Some of you may of noticed that JonBenet Ramsey no longer has a profile at Myspace.com. The administrators removed it because JonBenet Ramsey is so brutal it was crashing their servers. Actually, they gave JonBenet Ramsey some bullshit reason that didn't even check out and it was just their way of saying they didn't want it on their site. JonBenet Ramsey doesn't own Myspace so there is nothing they can do.

JonBenet Ramsey and LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions also received word that all JonBenet Ramsey merchandise is strictly prohibited from being listed on Ebay. Any t-shirts, CD's, JonBenet Ramsey Brand Cool Ranch Toothpaste, or anything related to the band that is posted on Ebay will be removed the instant it is discovered by the site's administration. There are still ways to post JonBenet Ramsey merchandise such as listing it as "JonBenetRamsey" instead of "JonBenet Ramsey" in the hopes that the administrators don't find it, but JonBenet Ramsey holds no responsibility if your account is suspended or deleted for listing their merchandise. Once again, JonBenet Ramsey doesn't own Ebay so there is nothing they can do except laugh and rub one off to the fact that they probably the first band to have everything related to them banned from Ebay.

JonBenet Ramsey can still have their last CD The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus shipped to Canada. Canadian customs reviewed it and stated that it was admissible so JonBenet Ramsey and LATEX SOLAR BeeF will continue to ship that CD to their metal brothers and sisters in the Great White North.

After relocating, JonBenet Ramsey and LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions are ready to ship out merchandise to fans, labels and distributors. They send apologies for the delay and are already back to work filling orders. If you are interested in JonBenet Ramsey merchandise contact JonBenet Ramsey or LATEX SOLAR BeeF in order to get some sickness in time for Christmas.

JonBenet Ramsey will get back to recording their 6th offering of sickness properly titled The Fact That My Phallus Was Inside Your Daughter Disturbs You Immensley very shortly. A new studio is being contructed and is almost complete. JonBenet Ramsey had a huge setback when D.J. Downey Syndro became ill, but his health has greatly improved and he is even planning to do some vokills on the next CD. We will keep everyone posted.

10/27/05 JonBenet Ramsey and LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions are both relocating so no more orders for CD's will be taken and processed until December 1st, 2005. We apologize for any inconvenience. All orders that have been received up until 10/27/05 will be shipped out and will arrive on time. We ask that all labels, distros, and people wanting to order JonBenet Ramsey merchandise please wait until December 1st, 2005 to place any orders.

5/03/04 Some of you have learned that D.J. Downey Syndro passed away and this is true. Only for two minutes though. On March 25th D.J. collapsed at a party MaggotEater was having due to heart complications. He was rushed to the intensive care unit and in the process of recovering his heart stopped 3 days later and he died due to an allergic reaction to a heart medication and was legally dead for two minutes. The members of JonBenet Ramsey asked D.J. Downey Syndro if he saw anything or remembered anything while he was dead and in the words of D.J., "I aint didn't see nothing". D.J. underwent 2 operations and is expected to make a full recovery and should experience a better quality of life than he previously had. This incident occurred due to D.J. Downey Syndro's poor choices in life and losing a significant amount of weight, but putting it all back on and more over a very short period of time. As some of you know, D.J. Downey Syndro does not play live drums or play live drums on JonBenet Ramsey records because of his weight and heart condition even though he is an excellent musician. With D.J.'s recovery, the doctors informed him that he should have no problem playing drums live and on recordings in the future. The members of JonBenet Ramsey were never worried about losing their drummer, but instead worried about losing another member of their family and are happy to see that D.J. Downey Syndro is healthy once again.

jonbenetramsey.net is going to be getting a new look soon for easier navigation along with new pictures posted.

3/27/04 D.J. Downey Syndro has been in the intensive care unit in critical condition since Friday, March 25th. That is all we know so far. Happy Fucking Easter...

3/09/04 After only about three months MaggotEater has parted ways with Hideous Mangleus. The two main reasons for his departure were that MaggotEater did not like the way the group was being handled and he did not want to finish and perform ten or so songs that the old members never got a chance to complete. MaggotEater's resistance to do this was out of respect for the former members of Hideous Mangleus. MaggotEater and everyone in JonBenet Ramsey wish Sam Biles the best of luck in future for Hideous Mangleus have no ill feelings towards Sam or Hideous Mangleus.

Something good has come out of this though. MaggotEater has joined new Hideous Mangleus drummer Gore Hammer's (now former Hideous Mangleus drummer) BDSM-themed grind band called Bondage Fellatio.

Some of the songs that MaggotEater wrote for Hideous Mangleus during the three months he was in the band will be re-styled and recorded. These songs and others will appear on the Bondage Fellatio release which will be titled Whores From Pittsburgh. We will keep everyone posted on that project.

In other JonBenet Ramsey news, D.J. Downey Syndro now has access to a computer and has created a Myspace account and everyone can check it out by clicking here.

12/17/04 As some of you may have already heard, MaggotEater has joined the legendary band Hideous Mangleus along with Don of the Dead, and Jim Sadist from Nunslaughter. MaggotEater will be writing and playing guitar on the first Hideous Mangleus record in 8 years and they are looking to play shows and even tour, but nothing is definate with that yet.

This does not mean that JonBenet Ramsey is "on hold" or anything like that. It just means that it may take a little longer for JonBenet Ramsey to get some things done. JonBenet Ramsey will continue to spew their filth (by the rectum) to their fans worldwide.
There is a new JonBenet Ramsey track available to all of you just in time for XMAS. You can hear it on the Music Downloads section of this site. It is a demo track of a song that will appear on the the 6th JonBenet Ramsey CD The Fact That My Phallus Was Inside Your Daughter Disturbs You Immensely.

9/09/04 JonBenet Ramsey just shipped a large amount of copies of The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus out to Obliteration Records in Japan so be sure to check out their site along with the band Butcher ABC. They are Japanese Gore Grind at its best and you can purchase their new CD Butchered At Birthday off of the Obliteration Records site.

8/31/04 JonBenet Ramsey's The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus has been added to Sevared's distribution so be sure to check out their releases. Things were put on hold with the sickness due to a band member's actual sickness. One of the new members came down with mono and was unable to participate for a while so MaggotEater and crew started writing material for the 8th record. Things are back to normal now and JonBenet Ramsey is hard at work again on the new record, working with Mobutu, and setting up another Halloween show in New Jersey.

7/01/04 JonBenet Ramsey would like to thank United Guttural for adding The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus to their distro. JonBenet Ramsey is still at work on the 6th release and they have some more surprises for everyone and have added some new people and instruments to the roster. Also, they are working with a full-time live outfit for the band as well. It is not definate when JonBenet Ramsey will be playing shows on a regular basis, but it should be very soon.

5/20/04 Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu wa za Banga* Has Arrived... He has taken the throne as the Offical Minister Of Metal for JonBenet Ramsey. More info will be available on Mobutu very shortly.
* Offical Translation; The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake.

4/21/04 JonBenet Ramsey has a new song available that will appear on the 6th JonBenet Ramsey release. There is a catch though. You can only hear it on WMTL 91.5 FM in West Palm Beach Florida every Friday and Saturday night between 9pm and 4am. If you don't live in the area and would like to hear the song be sure to look for tapes of the show that are being traded. The show is taped every week by the listeners and passed around. Also, we have been told that The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus has been put into weekly rotation. Here is a picture of WMTL's D.J. Rattlehead with Iron Maiden's Nicko Mcbrain.

Also, for everyone in Florida, be sure to keep your ears open for an on-air interview with MaggotEater and maybe D.J. Downey Syndro. JonBenet Ramsey thanks Rattlehead for all of his support.

For those of you in Japan that haven't been able to get JonBenet Ramsey's 5th record, you can get it from Heavy Metal Thunder Records. They have more in stock right now. Also, JonBenet Ramsey has been getting emails about appearing in Japan and that won't happen till those emailing JonBenet Ramsey talk to the promoters in the East. JonBenet Ramsey is doing all they can, but they need your help too. So instead of emailing LATEX SOLAR BeeF or the members of JonBenet Ramsey asking for a tour, ask the promoters in your area.

In other JonBenet Ramsey news, recording will resume shortly. JonBenet Ramsey purchased new recording equipment and have been writing the final tracks of the record. Also, an old skool death metal veteran who started in 1987 has agreed to do a vokill track on the upcoming CD. JonBenet Ramsey has decided to keep him unknown till around the time of the release of the 6th record, but we will give you a clue. His band is mentioned on The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus. Could we be any more vague? Probably not. Keep checking the Merchandise Page in May. We plan on getting some new items.

2/27/04 It's a hit. JonBenet Ramsey's 5th record The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus is selling very well. LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions alone is sending out at least 25 CD's a week. A large shipment was send to Displeased Records in Holland and we were informed that it is selling very easily over there. Also, Goregiastic Records has picked the CD up for distribution. Even distros such as Comatose Music sold out and we sent a bunch more out to them so they are stocked up again. We would like to thank everyone world wide for all of the support.

Those of you in Japan that have written either LATEX SOLAR BeeF or the members of JonBenet Ramsey asking for CD's, we apologize for not replying to all of your emails, but we are working with two distributors in Japan so you can buy the CD without having to pay an astronomical shipping cost. It should be in the East soon.

JonBenet Ramsey is still hard at work on the 6th record and it may come out sometime after the estimated date of release which was XMAS 2004, but it will be worth the wait. MaggotEater said tracks are taking much longer and instead of making the CD around 55 minutes like the last one, they are going for the full 74 minutes. We'll keep you all posted. Thanks again for all of your support. Some new merchandise should be available on the site soon also.

1/08/04 JonBenet Ramsey would like to thank Canada's Ghetto Blaster and Obscene Productions from the Czech Republic for adding JonBenet Ramsey's The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus to their distro. Also, JonBenet Ramsey sent a large shipment out to "The Cool Roy" and Necroharmonic. Be sure to check out their catalogs because they sell releases from brutal acts like Derketa, Deamon, and Impetigo.

1/06/04 JonBenet Ramsey planned to keep their new guitarist who was hiding under the name Keyser Soze a secret till the release of their 6th record, but too many people found out. Word that people knew had gotten back to JonBenet Ramsey several times and it wasn't that big of a deal, but it got to the point where people at Keyser's place of employment had discovered the secret and there is no point trying to keep a secret that is no longer a secret so here it is...

Keyser Soze is actually Rachel Tension, long time friend of the band and a total death metal warrior! Many of you are already familiar with who she is. Rachel Tension has already started recording with JonBenet Ramsey as of January 2nd 2004 and the new material is the most brutile efforts of the band thus far. JonBenet Ramsey welcomes Rachel Tension into the metal brotherhood and consider her the best guitarist they have ever worked with. The Bios Page and the Photos Page have been updated accordingly. Be prepared for the most insane record in death metal history!

12/24/03 Not much new going on in the JonBenetCamp. MaggotEater is still teaching Keyser Soze all the old and new material along with writing riffs more evil than those on the Trout Mask Replica album. Also, for those of you who supported JonBenet Ramsey from the start, we are sorry to inform you that MaggotEater has retired his N.J. Series B.C. Rich Bich known as The Black Maggot. MaggotEater rewired the whole axe and found even more blood in it from the first JonBenet Ramsey show over 4 years ago that rusted most of the metal inside which he had to replace. The guitar is now in the best condition it has ever been in and MaggotEater decided to retire it to prevent further incidents like the one back in 1999. MaggotEater planned on purchasing a new N.J. Bich, but instead wound up saying "Fuck You" to B.C. Rich due to the their decision to make all new N.J. Series B.C. Rich's with the Floyd Rose Speedloader Tremolos. The Speedloader tremolos elminate the need for tuning pegs on the headstock of the guitar. MaggotEater said, "A B.C. Rich without tuners is like Bruce Springsteen without Clarence Clemmons or Incantation without John". MaggotEater contacted B.C. Rich and found out that all new N.J. Series guitars will have the shitty tremolos and that no 2003 models with the traditional tremolos were left. MaggotEater was forced to change brands and purchased a Jackson MG Warrior which has been named The Son Of The Black Maggot. MaggotEater is very pleased with his Jackson guitar and informs us that it sounds awesome alongside Keyser's N.J. Warlock which was purchased off of Kinma, former Lethal Prayer guitarist.

In the end, the JonBenet Ramsey crew wishes everyone the best in this Holiday Season and extends thanks to everyone who purchased The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus. JonBenet Ramsey is working out distribution deals right now with Canada and the Czech Republic so everyone can get a taste of the JonBenet Slime!

12/03/03 Work on the 6th JonBenet Ramsey record The Fact That My Phallus Was Inside Your Daughter Disturbs You Immensely has begun. MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro are hard at work teaching all the old and new material to the new JonBenet Ramsey guitarist who is currently going by the name "Keyser Soze" and JonBenet Ramsey is once again mutilating in full swing. The new band roster is the strongest JonBenet Ramsey brotherhood yet and we have been assured that the next JonBenet Ramsey offering is going to be brutal beyond all words and in very poor taste. JonBenet Ramsey is expecting several guest appearances for the 6th record and plan to have this release in your bloody palms on Christmas of 2004.

11/11/03 Razorback Records has picked up the new JonBenet Ramsey record for distribution so be sure to check out their catalog! Also, since Keyser Soze was able to play the entire Asbury Park show in a rubber Godzilla suit without passing out, we updated Keyser's bio on the Bios Page so be sure to check it out. Can anyone guess yet who Keyser Soze is yet? (JonBenet Ramsey lost their security deposit on the Godzilla costume because it smelled horrible when they returned it.)

10/28/03 So far Necroharmonic, Deathgasm Records, and Comatose Music have picked up the new JonBenet Ramsey CD for distribution. We'd like to thank these true brothers of metal for helping us smear the blood and keeping JonBenet Ramsey alive! Check out their catalogs. There is a lot of brutal music for sale at good prices!

10/24/03
Official Statement From MaggotEater
I just got word that Fred "Rerun" Berry passed away on Tuesday and D.J. and myself are very saddened by this horrible news. Rerun always made us laugh and even though he is gone, he will still bring joy into people's lives. For such a great man to be taken from this earth at such a young age is horrible and Fred Berry will always be missed. Our thoughts and metal prayers go out to his family and friends. There will never be another actor like Fred "Rerun" Berry and TV Land better put his show back on. It's so sad to see you go bro! Keep dancin' wherever you are.

MaggotEater


10/10/03 All advance tickets for the Halloween show in Asbury Park New Jersey are sold out. The remainder of the tickets can be purchased off of Post Satan, but since they do not have a website, we were given several tickets to sell and they can be purchased from LATEX SOLAR BeeF Productions. To purchase tickets, click here to send an email reserving the tickets, and we will give you an address to send payment to. Tickets are $13 if purchased off of us and we accept well-hidden cash and money orders made out to cash. Since it is a Halloween show, costumes are greatly appreciated and anyone who has a "good" costume ("Good" meaning more than a mask or a clown nose) will recieve two dollars off of the original price of JonBenet Ramsey's 5th album The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus which will be released that night.
In other news, D.J. Downey Syndro has had problems with his tonsils for years and this fall he has been notified by doctors that it would be in his best interest if he had them removed. His surgery will happen after Halloween show to make sure he will be able to perform.

9/10/03
Official Statement From MaggotEater
On September 7th Warren Zevon passed away. Everyone in JonBenet Ramsey and myself send out our thoughts to his friends and family. Warren Zevon was a true warrior of rock and roll and Mr. MaggotEater and I regret not seeing his last performance in Pittsburgh. I grew up with Excitable Boy and it is a shame to see another brilliant musician taken from us. Hopefully Warren Zevon's inspiration will help us lead such a prosperous career as he did. Warren Zevon will be missed. I don't know where you are bro, but keep it brutile wherever you are.
MaggotEater


8/05/03 The JonBenet Ramsey website was down for a while due to the server being rebuilt. We apologize for any problems that may have caused. In JonBenet Ramsey news: MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro have been working with a live drummer. We are not sure how this will turn out, but if he is able to learn all of the songs, a bassist of Lethal Prayer/Goatrot fame has agreed to join the flock. D.J. Downey Syndro is not being relplaced! He will continue to work with JonBenet Ramsey as he has in the past along with providing vokills on the 6th record. The entire P.E. Trilogy is now available on the Downloads Page and will only be there for a short time. Be sure to save the Mp3 files to your computer because once these are taken off the site, they won't be available till the release of JonBenet Ramsey's 7th record.

7/11/03 Azzoc R.T. is no longer a member of JonBenet Ramsey due to irreconcilable differences between him and MaggotEater. Throughout this whole ordeal though, MaggotEater has been working with a full-time replacement guitarist for at least 2 months now and he assures us that it will be a definate change for JonBenet Ramsey. (Someone none of you would of ever expected to join JonBenet Ramsey) The JonBenet Crew are now writing the music for their 6th release which won't be out for at least another year at this point. The new JonBenet Ramsey's guitarist requested that their identity not be released to the public till the 6th record is released. The pages will all be adjusted accordingly in the near future with a bio for Sam Biles and other members. To all of the American, Polish, Brazillian, and Indonesian JonBenet Ramsey fans (You know who you are), just keep expecting the brutality that you crave so dearly! Keep the emails coming brothers of metal!

6/17/03 The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus is now finished and is a total of 12 tracks of JonBenet Ramsey Goring Fury. MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro informed us that even though the album is done it won't be released till late 2003. In other JonBenet Ramsey news, Sam Biles of Hideous Mangleus and Goblin has joined JonBenet Ramsey once again to record the 6th and possibly 7th album. Sam Biles left JonBenet Ramsey indefinately after recording We Are Live... And Your Daughter Is Dead! and DaughterSlaughter. MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro said they are glad to have Sam back on the crew and can't wait to start working with him once again.

5/11/03 As you can probably tell, this site has been given a new theme and more will be up shortly. The Photos Page has had a face lift along with the Downloads Page so be sure to check them out. We have put a new JonBenet Ramsey track up on the downloads page called Welcoming A Little Girl Into God's Family Through An Ejaculatory Baptism. It is an unmastered and unreleased JonBenet Ramsey song so be sure to download it and save the fucker because we aren't sure how long we will have that posted there. In other JonBenet Ramsey news, we have been informed that MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro are aiming for a late 2003 release date for The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus. The album is not finished yet, but from what they have told us it could be any day now.

3/13/03 JonBenet Ramsey's fifth album The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus is 75 percent completed according to an email we recieved from MaggotEater. He did not inform us how many tracks this album would contain, but he did say that everything is written and only 3 more tracks need to be recorded as of 3/12/03 and then Azzoc R.T. will enter LATEX SOLAR BeeF Studios and lay down all of his guitar parts. Since Azzoc R.T. has not been able to start recording with JonBenet Ramsey due to the busy schedule that he has with his other band Sinning Is Our Savior, MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro have been working on the cover songs that will appear on their 7th release which will be titled Fear Of A Black Metal. One of the tracks for Fear Of A Black Metal is a cover of Public Enemy's She Watch Channel Zero? which already has appeared on a compilation album entitled Enemy Board The Album Version 3.0.

More information about this compilation CD can be found on the Discography Page. MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro were also thinking about doing their own version of Public Enemy's Sophisticated Bitch, but decided to cover Megablast that is featured on the same album, Yo! Bum Rush The Show. To download the rough mix of Megablast, click here.

2/10/03 MaggotEater informed us that things in the JonBenet Camp are crazy. They are still recording The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus along with doing several tracks for Fear Of A Black Metal which won't be released for at least two more years. As of now they are only working on the covers, but have finished a rough version of Public Enemy's She Watch Channel Zero? and D.J. Downey Syndro gave us permission to post it on the site. To hear it, click here. They also plan on covering two other Public Enemy songs and the likely candidates as of now are Sophisticated Bitch and Fight The Power. We will keep you posted on all updates.

1/26/03 Bass tabs for several songs from Vagina Split are now available on the Downloads Page. The Bios Page and the Photos Page have also been updated with photos and information regarding JonBenet Ramsey's live bassist Vomit Spray who appeared on You Said Your Daddy Touched You Even Though He Didn't. (That Means You Are Fucked Up!). The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus is still in the process of being recorded and no official release date is available at this time.

12/17/02 The JonBenet Ramsey website has been updated over the last couple days and we've added photos of JonBenet Ramsey's new guitarist Azzoc R.T. to the Photos page along with an MP3 of JonBenet Ramsey's cover of NunSlaughter's Burning Away and other items to the Downloads page. Recording of The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus is well underway and MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro informed us that it will be the most brutal JonBenet Ramsey album to date. No official release date yet.

12/08/02 JonBenet Ramsey will begin recording The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus very soon and since they want this to be a death metal milestone, they will take all the time they need to finish it. MaggotEater informed us that 75% of the album is already written and several of the drum tracks are already recorded. JonBenet Ramsey is releasing very little information on this recording, but they want everyone to know that there will be a NunSlaughter cover of the song Burning Away off of their album Hell's Unholy Fire. JonBenet Ramsey plans to record this song first and will put it up on the Downloads page on this site. For those of you out there who haven't heard the brutality of the song Burning Away, MaggotEater insists you go to the NunSlaughter site and purchase the album. The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus will be the first JonBenet Ramsey release with guitarist Azzoc R.T. of Sinning Is Our Savior. As many of you know, Mikey Goat Raper, JonBenet Ramsey guitarist on DaughterSlaughter, You Said Your Daddy Touched You Even Though He Didn't. (That Means You Are Fucked Up!), and Vagina Split had to be removed from JonBenet Ramsey. MaggotEater tried to keep the official reason a secret, but since "a certain someone" couldn't keep their mouth shut, MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro decided to go public on the matter since so many people already know. Below is a statement that was sent to us from MaggotEater:

Official Statement From MaggotEater - 11/29/02:
Mikey Goat Raper has been a metal brother of ours for quite a long time. For over 6 years Mikey Goat Raper and I have been involved in various musical projects. In the past year however, Mikey Goat Raper made several decisions that were not beneficial to himself and JonBenet Ramsey. They were decisions that were not instantly damaging to himself or the band, but would prove to be damaging in the very near future. The one incident that made us decide to remove him from the organization had to do with his sexual involvement with a 14 year-old female. Even though we wrote songs about mutilating, raping, and slaughtering young girls throughout the band's 4 years of existence, we here at JonBenet Ramsey adhere to certain standards, but actions such as the ones stated above are actions we do not endorse or tolerate. For the JonBenet Ramsey fans who feel as though D.J. Downey Syndro and I had unjust reasons for removing Mikey Goat Raper, we apologize, but his actions could no longer be overlooked or swept under the rug. This is just another obstacle that JonBenet Ramsey has been forced to deal with and we have already corrected the problem and we will continue to provide all of you with the sickness and brutality that you crave.
Keep it Brutile!
MaggotEater

12/02/02 For everyone out there that knows the guys in JonBenet Ramsey really well, they surely remember the problems they have had in the past with people named "Roy". JonBenet Ramsey is proud to announce that they have finally encountered a cool guy named "Roy". The cool Roy owns Necroharmonic, a distro that has releases from Phlegm, Paineater, Autopsy, and Derketa. MaggotEater stated, "If he is down with Phlegm and Paineater, we are totally cool with him. I never thought the day would come where I would find a cool guy named Roy. I also never thought I would find someone else who likes Paineater as much as I do..."



11/18/02We have recieved more copies of JonBenet Ramsey's Vagina Split. For ordering information please go to the Merchandise page. JonBenet Ramsey will begin recording The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus in the very near future and we are not sure when it will be released.

11/04/02 JonBenet Ramsey is pleased to announce that they are working with Vomit Spray once again. Vomit first appeared with JonBenet Ramsey as the bassist for the album You Said Your Daddy Touched You Even Though He Didn't. (That Means You Are Fucked Up!) Vomit Spray will not be recording with JonBenet Ramsey as of yet, but they are planning on making him a part of their live performances once he learns all of the music.

11/02/02 Mikey Goat Raper is no longer a member of JonBenet Ramsey. We are not yet releasing the reasons of why he was removed from JonBenet Ramsey, but we plan to in the near future. In other JonBenet Ramsey news, they are doing their best to launch a tour in the next year. D.J. Downey Syndro will not be performing any shows on the tour, but will be present at the shows. We would like to commend him for losing over 75 pounds. As many of you know, D.J. Downey Syndro had a weight problem and his doctors informed him that if he were to travel at is current weight it would be extremely dangerous. His doctors say that he is at a healthy weight and D.J. Downey Syndro plans to shed even more pounds.

10/22/02 It is now official, JonBenet Ramsey our pleased to announce the acceptance of guitarist Azzoc R.T. into the JonBenet Ramsey brotherhood. He will begin his career with JonBenet Ramsey on The Forsaken Porning Of Prepubescent Anus. Recording has been put on hiatus, but will resume in the very near future. The website will be updated with Azzoc's profile on the Bios section along with images of him on the Photos section.

10/09/02 Due to equipment failure, recording of JonBenet Ramsey's tribute to Incantation album entitled The Forsaken Porning of Prepubescent Anus will be postponed. JonBenet Ramsey is not sure when recording will commense, but in the time that they cannot record, they will continue to work on the songs. Even though this is a speed bump for JonBenet Ramsey, the band is trying to turn this incident into an opportunity to make the most brutal metal release ever.

9/26/02 MaggotEater recently had the chance to meet Chuck D. and Professor Griff of Public Enemy and photos of the event can be seen on the Photos section of this site. MaggotEater and D.J. Downey Syndro would like to extend their thanks to Professor Griff for playing She Watch Channel Zero? for their encore after MaggotEater and D.J.'s throats were bleeding from screaming it throughout the whole show. For those of you who listen to JonBenet Ramsey and Public Enemy, be sure to keep your eyes open for Fear Of A Black Metal, the JonBenet Ramsey rap album featuring The Smoking Stones. This release will be extremely limited, (We are talking along the lines of 50 copies) and we expect it to go fast.

9/21/02 JonBenet Ramsey is now working with new guitarist Azzoc R.T. who worked with Pittsburgh shit metalers Skinned Infant and now works with Sinning Is Our Savior. He will appear on "The Forsaken Porning of Prepubescent Anus" and if everything goes well, he will continue to work with JonBenet Ramsey if his schedule with Sinning Is Our Savior permits it.

9/06/02 Welcome to the new home of JonBenet Ramsey. We had to establish this new website because our original site was shut down because its server did not approver of the page's content. This is not the first time JonBenet Ramsey has faced opposition and we doubt it will be the last time either. We decided to throw down the cash that we recieved from all of our fans who bought merchandise and get a .com or .net site. That way we have full control and do not have someone looking over us like most free sites have. This site will slowly grow over time so be sure to keep checking for updates.

JonBenet Ramsey's Vagina Split CD Available Soon...

JonBenet Ramsey have finished recording their split CD entitled "Vagina Split" with Pittsburgh rockers Ragweed. We are expecting an August release date and we will keep you informed on the details as they arise. The JonBenet Ramsey portion of the CD contains songs from their first three releases that were rerecorded with the current JonBenet Ramsey roster. Both bands on the CD deliver an average of 35 minutes of music we are doing our best to offer it to fans for a price no more the $5. More information on this release and others can be found on the Discography page.