Mobutu - Beak Of Brutality/Minister of Metal

Birth Place... Bird's of Mobutu's Species (Psittacus erithacus) are native to the African Congo, but Mobutu came from a very reputable breeder in Florida.

Band History... N/A

Instruments... Keratin covered Coreum

Person And/Or Persons D.J. Downey Syndro Holds Extreme Hatred Towards... The Petco Corporation. Mobutu never got the chance to meet his big brother Jub Jub because of poor treatment Petco gave Jub Jub before he was rescued by MaggotEater. Though Jub Jub was able to live longer because of the care he received by MaggotEater, too much damage was already inflicted upon Jub Jub's crop, kidneys, liver, and mental state that Jub Jub passed away. Mobutu holds such hatred towards Petco that he will give you the name and home address of the Petco employee that would cover Jub Jub in a towel and forecefully remove the bird from its cramped cage everyday at Petco store #1819. Send an email to MaggotEater in order to receive this pertinent information.

Mobutu also bit the vet once and while this was funny Mobutu still had to be informed that it was negative behavior and it would not be tolertated. Mobutu doesn't hate the vet, he just wasn't pleased with the doctor his HMO provided him with and took it out on the vet. Mobutu informed us that his insurance premiums could of afforded a female Board Certified Avian Vet with huge jugs and a hot vent*, but were too cheap to fork over the lolly.

*Also knows as the Cloaca, the Vent is the part of the bird's anatomy where waste materials are collected for excretion. Also the opening where sperm or eggs are deposited.

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