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Jon "The White Rooster" Palpherson
Jon is a long time friend of the band and a majority of JonBenet Ramsey song ideas were convieved with this man around. Some of them even were born by the subjects contained in prank phone calls Jon has made. Without a doubt, Jon has to be the MVP of prank phone calls. He can call a teen helpline and make up some story about how he is attending college to become a pirate and the conflicts his father is having with that... without laughing. Tons of thanks goes to you! |
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John McEntee
Founder of Incantation, John is more the Father of JonBenet Ramsey than he is a MaggotHead. If it weren't for Incantation, JonBenet Ramsey wouldn't exist. Along with being an awesome musician, he is also a totally brutal guy who always takes time to talk to fans. To show our support to the best death metal band in the universe, JonBenet Ramsey is making a tribute album to Incantation entitled "The Forsaken Porning of Prepubescent Anus". If you don't know who Incantation is, then get the hell off of this site. As Dee Snider once said, "You're All Worthless and Weak..." *Notice the MaggotEater shirt John is wearing in his picture* |
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Mr. Sparkles: The Nunslaughter Rat
MaggotEater obtained Mr. Sparkles at a Nunslaughter show in Feb 2002. Mr. Sparkles passed away shortly before he became in MaggotEater's possession. Since then, Mr. Sparkles has been frozen in MaggotEater's freezer till medicine advances enough to bring him back to life. Mr. Sparkles likes to watch cable access television. His turn ons are loose women and broccoli. His turn offs are ice cube trays and freezer burn. |
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Metal Myssie
Been in the MaggotClan for quite some time, Metal Myssie now lives in Amishville PA where she taunts Amish people and tries to pick fights with them. She usually wins. Metal Myssie has supported JonBenet Ramsey from the start and we send out massive amounts of thanks to her. I assume that she is the only JonBenet Ramsey fan who collects rocks. (You got me on that one) |
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Belial
Hailing from the Pittsburgh Death Metal Bands Lethal Prayer and Goatrot, Belial has shown his support for JonBenet Ramsey and we send our thanks to him. Belial toured with Incantation on the Upheaval of Blasphemy tour and MaggotEater was lucky enough to catch him on two dates on that tour as he filled the slot for Incantation. Our horns stand high for this brother of metal. |
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Kinma
Kinma, also from Lethal Prayer and Goatrot, has supported JonBenet Ramsey and we extend our thanks to him. When he is not eating "Crubhouse Clackers" or getting some "Stank on his hang-low..." he is singing like John Connelly of Nuclear Assault and doing it quite well. We have decided to use the picture of him to the left because it shows his evilness, though rather superfluous, but that is why we chose it. This picture reminds us of how he looked when he saw whom we like to call "The Pig With The Morbidly Big Eyes, Owl Neck, and Fake Braids" at the Agora in Cleveland. We hail this brother of metal!!! |
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Jill McEntee
Jill McEntee has to be the most brutal lady we have ever met. She has helped us out in so many ways and there isn't enough room here to list even half of the things she has done. Jill plays bass for the band Funerus which JonBenet Ramsey lists as one of their inspirations. She was nice enough to provide MaggotEater a ride to Ohio on Easter Sunday to see Death Metal Gods Incantation. (Fuckin' "Brutile" show! Much thanks Jill!) Be sure to check out the Funerus site and buy the demo!!!! It is totally killer!!! |
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Skum
Skum, the bassist to Gore Grind Legends Hideous Mangleus is a true member of the MaggotClan. When MaggotEater heard that Hideous Mangleus's "We Live... ...You Sleep" and "Unearthing Grandma's Grave" 7 inch records were no longer available, Skum made a special trip to MaggotEater's place to give him two extra copies that he had. For those of you out there who remember "MAHH", Skum's band The ZitHeads were featured when the show opened up and we hope to hear more of them in the future. Be sure to check out another one of his projects called Chooch. This brother of metal sure as hell isn't a "Cheeeeump". |
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Slammin' Sarah
MaggotEater has known Sarah ever since he was a little MaggotEater. Sarah played guitar for Vile Regurgitation for a short time before they disbanded. Even though she took Mikey Goat Raper's spot in Vile Regurgitation, her and Goat Raper are still cool with each other. Her sense of humor has helped influence JonBenet Ramsey's music and MaggotEater would like to thank her for not being angry with him after his blood was splashed on her at a concert. |
